I Lost The Game

You`ve probably heard people say, or in my case yell, "I Lost the Game." Those of you who heard might know about it and play it, some may not. You can't know about the game and NOT play it. If you know about the game and how it works, you are playing the game no matter how much you say you aren't. Those of you who aren't playing the game because you have no clue what it is..... you have a choice. The game is hard, complicated to grasp, and a curse. But I love playing the game. The choices you have are to keep reading and find out what the game is, therefore making you play the game for the rest of your exsistence, or you can stop reading now and live a happy no-game life. Those of you who want to know what the game is for some twisted reason, here is what the game is. The name of the game is 'The Game'. It is called that so people who don`t know what the game is want to know and are tricked into playing the game for ever. The point of this game is to NOT think about the game. All you honestly have to do is the opposite you`d regularly do for any other game. Don`t take it seriously and TRY to win. If you try you`ll lose, because when people try things, they tend to think about those games. And that`s exactly what you do not want to do. If you do think about the game, you have to say, yell, scream, or whisper "I lost the Game." Just make sure people hear you, so if they`re playing the game they lose too. No for the first month of playing this game, you have a day between each lost; meaning that you can only lose once. But after that month, you have an hour. Then you`re down to thirty minutes. Then fifteen, and soon you`re down to five minutes. Like me. So have fun playing the game now(: